REMOTE CONTROL SPOT.
WREAK HAVOC.

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HOW IT WORKS

CONTROL SPOT
FROM YOUR PHONE

• SPOT SPECS •

MODEL: QUADRAPED ROBOT
PRICE: $74,500
LENGTH: 43.3 IN
WIDTH: 19.7 IN
HEIGHT: 33.1 IN
NET WEIGHT: 71.7 LBS
MAX PAYLOAD WEIGHT: 31 LBS
OPERATING TEMP: -20 - 45°C
MAX SPEED: 1.6 M/S
ATTACHMENTS: TIPPMAN 98
CUSTOM PAINTBALL GUN

FAQ

WHAT IS SPOT’S
RAMPAGE?

We’ve put a Spot in an art gallery, mounted it with a .68cal paintball gun, and given the internet the ability to control it. We’re livestreaming Spot as it frolics and destroys the gallery around it. Spot’s Rampage is piloted by YOU! Spot is remote-controlled over the internet, and we will select random viewers to take the wheel.

HOW DO I PLAY?

Every 2 minutes a new random viewer gets selected to drive Spot.

To be eligible, enter Controller Mode to view a fullscreen livestream from Spot, and type in your name to be entered into the pool. You must be on your phone to be selected!

HOW WILL I KNOW
IF IT’S MY TURN?

You have to be in controller mode to control Spot. We will randomly select a viewer currently in controller mode to drive Spot. If you are selected you will be given a prompt to accept a turn. You have 10 seconds to accept the turn, if you do not accept in the time limit your turn will be given to another viewer.

WILL THERE EVER
BE ANOTHER GAME?

No… but Spot may be back. Can’t say too much just yet.

WILL THERE BE A
“WINNER”?

We’re all winners in our hearts.

WILL THERE BE A
LOSER?

The human race, when remote-operated dogs of war become commonplace. As these war dogs become fixtures of militaries and militarized police we will all learn a new meaning of fear: an oppressor who can pull the trigger without even needing to be physically present.

CAN I COUNT MY
TIME DRIVING SPOT
TOWARDS MY MILITARY
DRONE PILOT LICENSE?

Uhh… Sure?

ARE YOU AFFILIATED
WITH BOSTON
DYNAMICS?

Well here is what Boston Dynamics has to say on that subject… So, no. We're just dog sitting for a friend ;)

• MANIFESTO •

See Spot Run. It tops out at a blistering 3mph.

See Spot Roll Over. Spot is an empathy missile, shaped like man’s best friend and targeted straight at our fight or flight instinct. When killer robots come to America they will be wrapped in fur, carrying a ball. Spot is Rob Rhinehart’s ideal pet: it never shits.

Good Boy, Spot! Everyone in this world takes one look at cute little Spot and knows: this thing will definitely be used by police and the military to murder people. And what do police departments have? Strong unions! Spot is employee of the month. You never need to union bust a robot - but a robot can union bust you.

See Spot KILL!! Spot is an empathy building tool, because: Cute and approachable! We talked with Boston Dynamics and they HATED this idea. They said they would give us another TWO Spots for FREE if we took the gun off. That just made us want to do this even more and if our Spot stops working just know they have a backdoor override built into each and every one of these little robots.

See Spot Fall Over And Freak Out. Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave. Our saving grace: Spot is evil but not very good at its job.